"He-Man was beaten?!" the evil robotic He-Man impersonator, Faker, exclaimed. "Never heard him moan like that before..."The light quickly dimmed and Bomani and He-Man were gone from the world.
The blue barbarian climbed out of his hiding place and stood akimbo on the battlefield where his doppelganger had been bested and fucked!"Guess that means I'm He-Man now!" he laughed haughtily.
Only time would tell whether or not the people of Eternia were dumb enough to believe it.
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