Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day From Barbaric Brawn

The Farmer's Son, that ever-lucky fellow, was all aflutter when the strong and beautiful Kal from the capital city came to visit the farmstead one hot, sunny day.

The auburn-haired stud leapt from his steed, got down on bended knee, and presented to the younger buck a single red rose.

"Farmer's Son," Kal said, even he not knowing the man's birth name, "will you do me the honor of becoming mine alone?"

I think you can guess what happened next.  Needless to say, the two musclemen rolled around in the hay until The Farmer came back to discover that his son hadn't finished his chores.

Kal, like any shining knight, took full responsibility.

I apologize for weaving such a sappy yarn.  Oh well -- it's only once a year!


  1. DUDE! That's the most beautiful Valentine on the net!!!! I love you too!

    1. Golly, well... Thank you for that, man. Have a happy one!