Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Battle for the Gods: Promo

And now, a very special message from the Ogre King...


"While Lucky Stallion gets everything set up here, I thought I would take a moment to tell you little humans what's been on my mind.

You see, I'm not just an ogre.  I'm the king of the ogres.  But that doesn't mean that I'm incapable of love.  I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm complicated.

Oh, and one more thing.

CONAN KNEEL BEFORE THUL'ROG!  OGRE KING SMASH PUNY BARBARIAN!!"

6 comments:

  1. Can't wait to see the "kingly power" he has hidden beneath that wisp of a loincloth!

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    1. Thul'rog is quite proud of his ogrehood. And I have a feeling that Conan will appreciate it in many ways, too!

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  2. Complicated, riiiiiiiight. Though I do love brutes who use "smash" and "puny". ; )

    I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of his love. God do I ever want a muscle monster man in my life! <3

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    1. This guy, like my other brutes, speaks mostly in broken English. The stuff before it was just me being silly. :D

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