And now, a very special message from the Ogre King...
"While Lucky Stallion gets everything set up here, I thought I would take a moment to tell you little humans what's been on my mind.
You see, I'm not just an ogre. I'm the king of the ogres. But that doesn't mean that I'm incapable of love. I guess what I'm trying to say is... I'm complicated.
Oh, and one more thing.
CONAN KNEEL BEFORE THUL'ROG! OGRE KING SMASH PUNY BARBARIAN!!"