"YOU'RE... YOU'RE BREAKING MY BACK!" Hercules cried.
But this news only served to make Sergios squeeze harder!
"AUUUUUGGHHH!!" the godling screamed with pain he'd never truly known before.
Realizing that it was all over, he begged his new master for pity.
"NO MORE! HAVE MERCY!!"
Hercules, muscle champion of men everywhere, then bellowed at the top of his lungs, "I SURRENDER!! I SURRENDER!!"