Eternian Wrestling League Promo Poster

I was looking at some old professional wrestling promotional posters recently.  There's one of Hulk Hogan waving the American flag that reminds me a lot of the covers of old wrestling games I used to play (and still do!).  And the first WrestleMania promo with him and Mr. T is just awesome.  But as I went through a bunch of them, I couldn't help but notice how hokey and gaudy these used to be.  So, of course, I wanted to make my own!

This one stars He-Man and his beefy daddy, King Randor.  They're in the ring facing Skeletor and He-Man's strangely-colored doppelganger, Faker.  Our heroes here are the current tag team champions of the Eternian Wrestling League and have agreed to lay their titles on the line for this loser-gets-fucked match.  They named their group The Royal Pains (funny, huh?), while the two blue-hued bad guys have come together as The Dark Duo.

I'd like to think that King Randor would be cool enough to take his crown off, put a thong over his big prince-maker, and join He-Man in the squared circle to wrestle the villains that regularly threaten their kingdom.

Man, this poster is incredibly silly and flamboyant.  But even though I won't be making it into an actual story (at least not in the foreseeable future), I enjoyed putting it together for you guys.

...But wait!  The Eternian Wrestling League has just issued a statement on the aftermath of the match!  It appears that He-Man and King Randor have been defeated and stripped of their tag team championship titles!  The statement reads as follows:

The Royal Pains were defeated earlier this evening in what can only be described as an incredible upset!  Fans were shocked to witness He-Man, hero of Eternia, surrender in Skeletor's bone-crushing bearhug!  King Randor, caught in Faker's brutal camel clutch, was utterly powerless to prevent his partner's submission!

The victorious villain cackled madly as he slid his erection into He-Man's beaten backside!  One League cameraman described the hero's expression as, "first shock, then grim acceptance"!  Fans sat stunned as they watched the spectacle unfold!

King Randor was put through the humiliation of having to lick clean the sweat from between Faker's toned buttocks.  His highness appeared visibly shaken throughout the ordeal, but several fans noted that the king's mighty maleness hardened and leaked during the task!

An exhausted He-Man and King Randor were carried off by Beast Man and Tri-Klops; neither wrestler has been seen since tonight's remarkable upset!  General Duncan of the Royal Palace refused requests for an interview, but did state that he was "disappointed" with He-Man's performance and "devastated" by the outcome.

The Eternian Wrestling League will keep its fans up to date when and if Skeletor and Faker decide to release the former tag team champions!

That evil Skeletor!  Who knows what he and the other villains will do to He-Man and King Randor!

Happy Father's Day From Barbaric Brawn

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Master of Eternia: Bonus Panel 07 [End]

Bomani's intrusion into the throne room of King Randor was abrupt and thunderous.

Try as they might, the Masters of the Universe were no match for the new wielder of the Power of Grayskull.  The black behemoth drove them to their knees and forced each of them to service his proud manhood.

One by one, he enslaved them.  All that was left was the king himself...

The horrified King Randor put up a good fight, but in the end, he, too, succumbed to the might of the Black King of Africa.

Randor's moans of arousal could be heard throughout his domain as Bomani filled him with his hefty meat.  Though he frequently partook of his male subjects and enemies, Randor had never known the feel of another man inside him.

Using only his cock, Bomani had ensured that the Eternian King would surrender without condition and be his for life.

With the dethroned king draped over his shoulder, Bomani promised the others that he'd be back to claim the riches of the lands.  Their only responses were the rising of their cocks once more.

Bomani brought Randor back to the battlefield, where he found He-Man and Tuskar resting.  He tossed the white man to the ground like a sack of meat and planted his foot firmly atop his chest.

Throwing his arms wide, he declared, "BOMANI NEW KING OF ETERNIA!!"

King Randor would be taken back to Earth to join his son as a slave to the most powerful man in the universe.

The End

King Randor

Prince Adam's daddy in the flesh.  Well, in the three-dimensionally rendered flesh, that is.

I wanted to try my hand at making King Randor based on what I have, and I think I somewhat succeeded.  He's based on a mixture between the old Filmation cartoon, the original Masters of the Universe toy line, and my own personal touches.

I have no crowns at all for a king, let alone this stud of a king, so I had to create my own.  That was a bit of a pain.  I'm still really no good at creating my own props.  I did my best, at least.

So here's the king of Eternia for you guys to enjoy!