Thursday, February 13, 2014

Happy Valentine's Day 2014

Poor Bailey.  As one of the newer (and still pretty cocky) studs in the Brawny Body Wrestling League (see The Cold Wrestling War), he foolishly jumped into the ring to wrassle with the man who'd conquered the best wrestler in the US.


Alexi Volkov, world heavyweight professional wrestling champion and hero of the Soviet Union, enjoyed playing with his novice foe, slapping him around the ring and freely groping the poor youth's heavy bulge and muscle ass.  But, as all good things must, the match eventually came to an end when the Red Rocket put the cocky American punk in the tree of woe and elicited a submission from him.

Much like his fondness of Ryan, Bailey fell head-over-boots in infatuation with Alexi and begged the Russian to allow him to stay overnight...

To commemorate the day of love, Alexi and I wanted to wish you guys a happy and studly Valentine's Day!

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    1. Don't you mean, up the butt? >;3

      Loved the poem. Absolutely creative!

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  2. damn hot: would love a detailed hammering of bailey . . . and even better, an alternate where alexei gets to be humiliated hhehehehe

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    1. Thanks! I'm definitely not done with these characters for future wrestling matches.

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  3. Sorry I'm late on this. I know I've expressed my love for Alexi before, but I'll do it again. He's awesome and this world you've made with him, Gorilla, Ryan et al is awesome.

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    1. Aw, thank you, man. I'm happy to hear that. Especially from someone who made the incredible and always-expanding world of The Cave and Route 69.

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