I'm not sure how many of you guys have played the old NES game Zelda II: The Adventure of Link, but if you have, then you know how effing difficult that game can be. I've been replaying it recently (with the help of save states -- I'm not that stupid), and I've still seen the game over screen a number of times.
I was talking with a friend about this recently. That screen, along with Ganon's triumphant cackle, used to scare the hell out of me as a kid, but now... it kinda turns me on! I guess because of my fetishes involving the bad guys winning and all the erotic stuff I envision them doing afterward.
Anyway, I was in my studio and fiddled around to see if I could recreate Ganon from the game over screen. It's not nearly what I wanted, but the big guy's been redone so many times, what's another version of him in the grand scheme of things! Plus, this one's pretty hot, I think.
The first thing that Ganon did after finally seizing the power of the Triforce was to make his cock huge and fat and his balls heavy and low. Gotta have the greatest cock around if you're gonna be the big, bad king of the lands!
Ganon © Nintendo; created as fanart.
Now show us what he did to Link.
ReplyDeleteOr, um, Nathan Drake... Or The Prince of Persia. Wow, there are several videogame heroes I want to see defeated...
*laughs* Yeah, there are several video game guys I want to try at some point in the future. Well, several more than several. >:D
DeleteYou rock so HARD for doing this. It makes perfect sense, considering Ganon's such a PIG for power. <3
ReplyDelete*grin* Oh yeah, he is. I wish I could've given him a piglike snout, but I just don't have that or the means to make one. When I finally do get/make one, I'll pop it on him and render this again!
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