the original version up, but with this new post so it doesn't go unnoticed.
Oh, and I've since beat Zelda II! Suck it, Dark Link! Yeah!
Original post: I'm not sure how many of you guys have played the old NES game Zelda II:
The Adventure of Link, but if you have, then you know how effing
difficult that game can be. I've been replaying it recently (with the
help of save states -- I'm not that stupid), and I've still seen the
game over screen a number of times.
I was talking with a friend about this recently. That screen, along
with Ganon's triumphant cackle, used to scare the hell out of me as a
kid, but now... it kinda turns me on! I guess because of my fetishes
involving the bad guys winning and all the erotic stuff I envision them
The first thing that Ganon did after finally seizing the power of the
Triforce was to make his cock huge and fat and his balls heavy and
low. Gotta have the greatest cock around if you're gonna be the big,
bad king of the lands!
Ganon © Nintendo; created as fanart.