Master of Eternia: He-Man's Profile

Aided by the Power of Grayskull, the handsome and fabulous Prince Adam holds the Power Sword high and transforms into the mighty and marvelous He-Man, defender of Eternia!

Having celebrated a decisive victory over the evil Skeletor, he strode with Battle Cat over the fields and plains of the kingdom in search of a quiet place to rest.

Suddenly, a dazzling light appears over the horizon!  He-Man is bucked from his tiger’s back as the beast flees with his chestpiece and sword, leaving him stranded in the wilderness!

No stranger to magic, the muscular hero sets foot toward the fading rays, intrigued by their origins.

It’s there that he sees a man with a body that rivals his own!  This man’s flesh is dark like night; his cock and balls bulge against the unusual loincloth seated upon his mighty waist.

He-Man feels a stir in his loins as he creeps closer to the ebony warrior.  From where did this man come?  Is he friend or foe?  Perhaps he could befriend (and even bed) this stranger...

The Eternian superstud will soon struggle and fight to protect his domain!  Thus begins the battle of He-Man vs Bomani!

Master of Eternia: Bomani's Profile

From the hot jungles of Africa, on the planet called Earth, hailed an ebony savage named Bomani!

The warrior prince, son of the mighty black king Kugo, always sought to gain in power.  Bomani hoped to prove to his father that he was a man to be proud of!

One hot summer day, after wrestling the slave called Tuskar, the king's son approached the wise hermit shaman and asked him for his help.

He told Bomani what he needed to know.  He told him of a planet where one white barbarian reigned supreme. 

The defeat of this man -- this "He-Man" -- would mean the conquest of that entire world!!

Bomani rushed at the chance to conquer such a man!  He urged the shaman to send him to this alien world.

The shaman cast a spell over the prince.  Should he succeed, He-Man and all of his powers would be his!

Should he fail, however, he would become stranded on Eternia, forever a slave to the white barbarian.

The Last Battle: Profile of Lortho

Lortho was a warrior from the land of Nari, governed under Brunnr, King Ranzen's domain.  Lortho (human for "great one") believed himself to be the pinnacle of man.

The humans and the orcs have never had a good relationship.  Every resource that the humans had, the orcs would fight to claim as theirs.  They were savage and determined in their efforts to strip men of food and land.

Orc aggressions reached a fever pitch one summer day.  Acting under orders from the overlord, They set fire to one of Nari's stables, killing Lortho's prized stallion.  The infuriated warrior now seeks revenge!

The future of the human race will rest upon his mighty shoulders!

Personal quote: "I am perfection."

The Last Battle: Profile of Rogg

When the other orcs were learning the habits and ways of the humans, Rogg was out actively crushing them.

As one of the biggest orcs alive, Rogg is able to easily instill fear (and sometimes lust) into his foes.  If they didn’t grovel for mercy and cower and at his feet, they went splat.

He may not know many things about the world of the humans, but his brothers can see that he does know the most important thing: how to pulverize them.

Because of his hulking body and thirst to dominate, Rogg was one of the first orcs chosen by the overlord to crush the humans.  With the promise of many human holes to ravage, Rogg agreed!

Personal quote: "Rogg smash!  Rogg fuck!"

The Last Battle: Profile of Vulg

While Vulg is shorter than some humans, he makes up for it in raw power and skill.  His dopey expression has been known to fool his enemies into lowering their guards.

Vulg isn't the brightest human alive, and his sensitive nipples are easily exploited by a clever opponent looking to bring him down.

His favorite activity is fucking, and he loves no hole better than that of an orc.  He enjoys plowing their green butts as they shout and plead for mercy that will never come.

As Vulg is a total top, his hole is unclaimed.  His greatest fear is getting fucked by an inferior creature (particularly an orc).

Vulg joins the final struggle against orckind!

Personal quote: "Open wide for Vulg!"

The Last Battle: Profile of King Ranzen

Ranzen became king of the humans seven years ago when he defeated the former king, Hurk, in a wrestling match.  Hurk contends that the fight was invalid - that Ranzen used dirty tactics to prevail.  The people with sided this new warrior, and Hurk was dethroned and publicly fucked.  Hurk hasn't been seen since.

Ranzen is an arrogant, capable man.  Yet, he has a weakness that none yet know: his mighty manhood is easily aroused.  To hide this from his men, he fucks their holes and rubs himself to satisfaction several times daily.

The king is troubled by the escalating orc attacks.  Fed up with Krag, their leader, he has called upon his mightiest to put an end to this antagonistic race once and for all!

Personal quote: "Kneel before your king and serve him well!"

The Last Battle: Profile of Overlord Krag

Krag is the overlord of the orcs of Grohmah.  He ascended to power by emerging victorious in the Test of Might when the previous overlord, Gron, succumbed four years ago.

Overlord Krag is a ruthless tyrant who knows how to whip his subjects into action.  He feeds their frenzied lust for battle and gives them dreams of world conquest.

The annoying might of humanity is all that stands in his way of fulfilling that promise.

Krag orders his orcs to invade the human settlements surrounding the human kingdom to gradually erode their hold over the land.

He feels victory is near!  It will be his!

Personal quote: "The orcs are the true rulers of the world.  Bow down to your masters!"

The Last Battle: Profile of Little Zug

Zug is a greenskin whose height never seemed to reach that of his brother orcs.  Because of it, he is constantly competing and fighting.

Though he was given the nickname "little", all of the orcs know that he can bring you down once he gets his arms around you.

Like most orcs, Zug loves to wrestle.  His favorite move is the bearhug, which he uses frequently to force submissions from his foes.

Always eager to prove himself capable, Zug rushed to the overlord when he got wind of the quest to enslave the human race.

He will fight to help the orcs claim their rightful place as Earth's ultimate masters!

Personal quote: "If you hear it go crunch, yer doin' good!"

The Last Battle: Profile of Gorg

Gorg, the eldest son of Urm, is a beast of an orc who enjoys sparring and weightlifting.

Gorg takes pride in himself and loves it when others worship his body -- especially the lesser races.

He can often be found in front of a mirror, flexing and posing and practicing his victory grunts -- all while sporting a full erection.

When he heard of the mission to bring down the humans, he was one of the first to lend his muscles to the effort.

Standing proud of the site of invasion, Gorg will show the humans the true power of the greenskins!

Personal quote: "Yeh'll be kissin' these guns when I get done with yeh!"

Tuskar vs Kugo -- Page 01b

African legends tell of a mighty protector with the body of a god and a massive rod between his thighs.  They fear and worship this black champion.

One hot summer day, he sees an intruder sneak into his domain: a white savage.

Kugo recognizes the Axe of Power that the barbarian stole from the sacred shrine.  Kugo becomes infuriated!

Determined to reclaim Africa’s great treasure before the white men can use its powers, Kugo confronts Tuskar.

And so begins a fight for total dominance.  The best man shall emerge victorious!!

Tuskar vs Kugo -- Page 01a

It was a time long ago, when muscle and might were the laws of the world...

From the northern land of Barbaria where white men dwell, hails the hero known by many as Tuskar.

He has come to the hot jungles of Africa to seize the Axe of Power.

The fabled weapon in his hands, Tuskar begins the journey home. With the Axe, the white barbarians will command untold power.

Unknown to the blond warrior, one of Africa’s mightiest sons has been watching his theft unfold...