Saturday, April 21, 2012

Statue of Hercules

Struck by the rugged beauty of the demigod himself, a sculptor one day decided to create his most muscular masterpiece ever: the Statue of Hercules.

Many come to this glorious display of masculinity to pay homage to the son of Zeus.  They kneel before the marble mass and humble themselves before it.  Most can't help but lift their togas and masturbate at the base of the pedestal.  They leave their semen upon it as an offering to the demigod.

On occasion, the actual Hercules comes by to surprise his worshipers with a man-to-man visit!

Unfortunately, after meeting the Greek in person, the statue seems much less impressive.

5 comments:

  1. LOVE the marvelous muscle bound statue of the Big Guy...the Hercules Farnese is one of my favorite works of art...a thick waisted,uber manly piece of marble...

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    1. Thanks, man!

      The Farnese is indeed amazing. I'm always in awe at the quality, beauty, and detail of the ancient Greek and Roman sculptures.

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    2. This is so hot! I love muscle-as-stone-statue art.

      BTW: is there any way to email you directly? I have a story outline involving Hercules that would make a great graphic novel. I offered the idea to Mauleo, who liked the idea, but is busy with a story plot similar to the one I proposed. However, he referred me directly to you, saying you would do an excellent job with my plot.

      If you're interested, please email me directly (responding in your blog is the only way I know how to contact you). Thanks so much in advance. --Jaye

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    3. Thanks for that! I appreciate it.

      Mauleo referred me directly and said that? I'm honored!

      About the story idea. I'm grateful for your interest in having me take it on, but I don't think I'm quite up for a challenge like that yet. I believe that my next series will be about Hercules, though, so I hope that you'll stick around to enjoy it.

      I am curious about your idea. If you feel comfortable in doing so, you can send it to biffandgunloc at yahoo dot com -- I don't use that address often, though, so any future e-mails might be missed for long periods of time.

      Thanks for visiting and for commenting!

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  2. WHAT A STATUE U SIR HAVE CREATED,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,8TH WONDER ID SAY OF THE EARTH

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